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LOVE ON THE WEB
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If you have no commitment,
we could go to the cinema.
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I have more things
awesome things to do...
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than staying with faces like you.
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Well, and from there?
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It's getting nasty.
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The Lord. Johnson wants to see her.
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Pull your bag.
Maybe I'll get a raise!
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- You know how to do it!
- Idiot!
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I don't know how he puts up with it.
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He seems a bit depressed.
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I'm not that bad.
Nothing more.
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I should fix a woman.
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I can't go out seriously.
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- I wasn't talking about that guy.
- No? Those are pretty.
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See you later.
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Tchau, Billy.
Close pruning when leaving.
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My cats can give
a lively one in you.
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It wouldn't be bad.
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Come on, girls.
Come cheering.
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Is she dressing up to go out?
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Maybe.
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I know he wants to go out with me,
but it shouldn't be.
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Don't start that again!
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I'm full of you.
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I wouldn't even go out with you
the last man in the world.
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Is it because?
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I like men
romantic and gentle.
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It is, like all
feminist lesbians!
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It's becoming unbearable,
he is a cretin!
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The problem and that I am
enjoying it!
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He's a grace, you know?
You understand me?
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- Bank the difficult one.
- And what I've done.
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But I don't know if I'm going to
hold on for a long time.
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Isn't it missing?
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- Well, I have my will.
- We can give a way to that.
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In that way?
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Do I need someone
loving and docile, you know?
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Did you say docile?
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Try this.
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- Can I try?
- Clear.
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But wait.
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That's very sweet.
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That's what you see!
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It's not for your beak!
Bye bye!
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I agree with you.
They are too big!
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I could at least
have turned off the PC!
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My God!
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What a little whore!
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I had an idea.
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Maybe you will also find
to someone on the Internet.
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- I understand.
- It's good to have come.
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I waited a long time for that...
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If I gave, later,
maybe we could...
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- Nice to meet you.
- The pleasure is mine.
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Enter!
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- Make yourself at home.
- You can leave, I'll stay.
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Rita, that apartment
It looks more like a mansion!
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I must admit, it is
beautiful even!
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It's beyond beautiful!
Can you believe!
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- Here, for you.
- How kind!
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Aren't you hot?
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I'm not well.
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Did I tell you that I live
with a friend?
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With Carla.
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Well, I didn't say.
But I don't impose myself.
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I see that you know how to choose
your friends well.
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I hope it is not imposed...
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but we always divide
everything between us.
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No, I don't impose myself!
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This internet chatter
It's making me angry.
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Check! Meeting with an old man,
who loved me and his wife.
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- I don't like!
- I know it was bad...
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but you will find something that lends!
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You are right, but it is so difficult!
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I know.
And a question of sone!
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It's correct.
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I'm going to see another guy
which appears to be legal.
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He likes yoga and
I'm going to see him this afternoon.
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My last case for
Internet was crazy!
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I'm also starting
to be interested in it.
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Stop with that, I'm not finished!
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Listen, it's sad but...
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but I don't think the
scene scene.
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It's getting boring!
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Hello, I'm Ivan.
We talked before.
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Of course, on the Internet!
I wanted to do yoga classes.
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Between. Leave that with me.
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It arrived well on time,
session is about to begin.
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It will be our invitation.
Feel.
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Observe carefully.
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Imagine the most
nice that you can...
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and then breathe deeply.
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Relax the whole body.
All muscles.
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Let the air flow.
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Expire.
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Continue.
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Relax.
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So.
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Relax.
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Breathe.
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And then they expire.
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Relax.
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Surrender.
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Whatever the feeling,
Hand him over, okay?
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Relax your bodies and let
the senses cry out...
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for your most intimate desires.
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Breathe deeply and
feel what makes sense.
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Briefly they will become one being.
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And now?
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Note.
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They are mixing their desires
individual in one.
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Are you enjoying what you see?
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Great.
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Early.
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Relax.
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Relax.
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What do you do all day?
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My job.
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- Do you never chat on the Internet?
- Are you interested?
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It's true.
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But sometimes we find
interesting people.
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Should I experiment, you know?
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On the Internet, they are all
old-fashioned like you?
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Why are you treating me like this?
I tried to be gentle with you!
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If you want to be
gentle, get out of me!
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We already talked about that!
You don't do my type!
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This scene!
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Thank you so much.
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Health.
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Do you know many girls like that?
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I mean, through the Internet?
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Who me?
No, it's my first time.
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Excellent. I wouldn't know
how to handle this...
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because I don't know him
and I was worried...
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because I'm not used to it
to go out with strangers.
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Hello! Are you there?
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Yes, I'm sorry.
I have forgotten one thing...
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and I need to go.
I regret.
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Bye bye.
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I'm getting tired of
those meetings, you know?
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Yes, but what about them?
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Don't know. It's that
They just want sex!
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I'm looking for something more.
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- Love.
- Love?
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One of these days I entered
a chat with a boy...
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and he seemed to be so cool, so
different from the others, you know?
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So sensitive, intelligent.
Different, yes, there!
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- You could fall in love with him.
- Why don't you schedule a meeting?
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Maybe it will.
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Is everyone gone?
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Which they were.
And what are you doing here?
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trying my
personal chores.
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Is that what you call it?
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I should do it more times.
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Any man would do it
If I were half intelligent.
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- Thanks for the advice.
- You are welcome.
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Become a little boy!
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WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER?
DID I FAIL ANY BESTAIRA?
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Are you on the Internet?
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YO?
And that interests you?
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Yeah! I think we are
exchanging messages...
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and we didn't realize it.
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- My nickname and Prince.
- He must be playing!
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I'm not here!
My nickname is Prince.
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I don't think so!
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Believe!
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We were not knowing
who we were! Believe!
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That's impossible!
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Susie, I do
It seems impossible...
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but we were made
for each other and they know it.
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So you are the prince?
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Because?
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Am!
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Now you know.
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- Are you sure you want that?
- Yes I have!
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Then we won't argue!
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Anymore. Really!
That's worth it!
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Wow, faster!
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Do Like This!
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Get in, my tasty prince!